Faux-hawk

I have been discussing this with different people now, and just when we think we have it figured out, someone throws in a new wrinkle. So if you have any input, let me know what it is. When does a man become too old to sport the faux hawk? I said 30, and after that it's gotta go. After saying this and having at least a dozen people tell me I'm gay, I was thinking maybe the faux-hawk just has to go. Maybe no one should ever have it. When you think about it, don't you stop and point, or whisper to your friends, or take out the cell phone camera and take a picture of every faux-hawk you see? Or is that just me? Alright, I guess so.
I heard another theory today: when you have to get up in the morning for something other than school, time to get rid of the faux-hawk. I like this one, I think it works. But what about the guys who have thinning hair? The faux-hawk allows them to cover it up, look stylish, and not seem so old. Can we fault them? Of course we can! So do me a favor, let's band together and get rid of the faux-hawk unless you're a drummer. Otherwise, don't be surprised when people ask you to be in a picture for no good reason, you have it coming to you.