Hockey

So I went to the Avalanche game tonight and had a few beers, which was awesome. The Avs beat the number one team in the league. It was a great game, with beer, on a Tuesday night. But I couldn't help noticing: what happened to all the trophy wives and girlfriends at the games? Not that you would ever want to touch them with a ten foot pole, but still, who doesn't love a little eye candy?
On a related note, why isn't hockey more popular than basketball. We have a sport where guys work their asses off, knock each other into boards, get into fights, lose teeth, and still smile. Then there's the sport with a bunch of thugs, with superstar fouls, too much one on one, no contact, and absolutely no defense. This is seriously appealing? I cheer for the nuggets, but I can't 't back the nba. I think we need to get rid of David Stern. He's been around way too long. I say get Vin Diesel to run the league. Then we would have the toughest sport around. Full contact basketball: arenas would be sold out ever night. And if he can't do it, I promise I could make basketball the most entertaining sport on the planet. Oh, and David Stern would respond to this, but he's too busy giving dwayne wade a hummer.